{"id":83,"date":"2026-10-06T01:01:47","date_gmt":"2026-10-06T01:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/?p=83"},"modified":"2026-10-06T01:01:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-06T01:01:47","slug":"he-went-to-the-bathroom-without-knowing-that-there-was-a-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"He went to the bathroom without knowing that there was a\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It sounds like the kind of story people dismiss immediately.<\/p>\n<p>The sort of thing passed around as a joke or exaggerated rumor meant to shock more than inform. A snake hiding in a toilet waiting for someone to sit down. It feels too absurd, too unlikely to take seriously.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/images-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/images-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/albfeed.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/images-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/albfeed.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/images-80x80.jpg 80w, https:\/\/albfeed.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/images-320x320.jpg 320w, https:\/\/albfeed.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/images.jpg 554w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It sounds like the kind of story people dismiss immediately. The sort of thing passed around as a joke or exaggerated rumor meant to shock more than inform. A snake hiding in a toilet waiting for someone to sit down. It feels too absurd, too unlikely to take seriously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albfeed.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}